I lack speed

I'm probably the slowest moving guy ever, where asking a girl out is concerned. You know the evolution of man chart? the monkey, to the ape, slowly standing up on two legs, finally becoming the neandhartal man? Post my picture left of the monkey.

Chances were too many today, I just had to reach out and grab 'em. Got spotted by a few classmates, but otherwise just an overall fun outing. Hung out with Tim for awhile too.. If I'm Captain Obvious, Tim has got to be my foil within my platoon. The number of searching questions he asked her in my presence.. oh my gawddd... Not to mention kicking me at every favourable response. My leg hurts. Some doubt her sincerity, they say I'm blinded, unsaveable. I dunno... I just like to rely on my own devices when making an opinion on someone. Rumors and unfounded impressions are the bane of relationships. What I'm doing now, I'm spending time, searching not my own soul, but hers. I've gotta know what I'm getting into, and whether or not to get into it at all. Most people tell me to hurry it up and ask her, but... you know the feeling you get that it's waayyy too soon? That. That's what's holding me back. And that she seems too perfect. That's the blindfolds playing it's part. Sure she's a little on the lazy side, and she makes up stories to her parents.. who doesn't? And there's noone better than me at that game. I'm the world champion at making stories up to parents. Even for harmless things. LOL.

This love game is hard to play. DAMN.