Pissed off at those stupid friendster bulletins

Who are the stupid fucks who have nothing better to do than start these "repost or die" bulletins eh? Have these people nothing else to stir some excitement(?) into their lives? If nothing else, they should just jump and see how close a haircut they can give themselves from a ceiling fan. At least they'd be doing some good in this existence. Not to barbers though, they'd soon be out of a job, judging by how many bulletins like these come through a week.
Here's a basic self-help list of things you fucking-stupid-compulsive-useless-bulletin-posting-motherfuckers should make use of. These are a list, by no means comprehensive, and you shouldn't stop thinking of more creative ways to end your miserable lives.

1. As mentioned above, get the ceiling-fan-haircut.
2. Don't use your iPod when you have a bath.. Take a radio and balance it precariously on the side of the tub. It would be a waste of an iPod.
3. Tell Mike Tyson he talks funny.

If you're one of those who agrees with me, add your suggestions to the list, and repost it. On 2nd thought, don't repost it. Then you'd be one of those who reposts every bulletin they find interesting. Then you'd turn into one of THEM. Don't even paraphrase from my bulletin. Just read it and tell everyone to stop posting those damn bulletins.