I'm in love with a stripper...

Nah, not really. It's the name of the song on my playlist now. Kinda hooked on this song now.. Thanks Syl. Good recommendation.

While we're on the subject of strippers, I read this article in NineMSN about a stripper car wash opening in Melby. I see dust-trails heading to Melbourne from all directions on my Sat Board now, you horny fellas. I assume the girls are still reading though? None of y'all lesbians eh? A few things struck me when I read this article, it's about that car wash angering locals. Well... the local ladies that is. Feminists. Can't bear to see your men have good times eh? Anyway, in the article, there weren't any quips by men putting down the car wash. Surprise, surprise. Whaddaya expect if you combine the top two men's passions eh? Why couldn't they have started things like this when I was there eh? Can just picture the four of us, Ben, Eddie, Chua and me cruisin the highway to Melby in Ben's old car(what was it again?), on our way to a good time.

This hit me hard though. The line "A stripper who posed for photographers at the wash, 20-year-old Melinda, said she thought men would be encouraged to get their car cleaned at the site. "They like to see girls in bikinis washing cars, especially in summer. It's a turn-on," she said". You damn right girl. How the hell does someone become a 20-year old stripper?!? Unless she's "20 years-old", that is. Which she probably "is". And she poppin' and she rollin' and she rollin'... That's a nice song.

Keep Melby fun!! I haven't been though ><. For shame. Mike Jones!! Mike Jones!!